Disney sing-a-long?

Alright. I've been playing nice but time to be a bad person again. The JWs have gone insane. I realize those old white guys on the Governing Body are probably stressed because of this whole worldwide child abuse cover up scandal they are dealing with, but for your viewing pleasure this is hilarious. It's a video of a singing book cart. It's like something from a Disney movie that we weren't allowed to watch growing up because there was magic in it. Which of course is from Satan and the demons.

Now, in my opinion, as an ex-jw, those bookcarts are from Satan and the demons. I won't get too far into it but they are EVERYWHERE in my hood. It took everything in me not to push them over going back and forth from work. I won't say that I didn't stop when I had a minute to warn whoever was talking to them that they're a dangerous cult. Or tell them to pack up and get off the street. But this singing bookcart? He's actually pretty like-able. Like the singing candlestick from Beauty and the Beast. Who didn't like him?

To make things better, they did this. Apparently, if you sin against the holy spirit (high five all you apostates out there) Jehovah discards the person like "a piece of garbage". Well, hmmm. No wonder our families are afraid to talk to us. Brother whatever his name is made a video and put it on the internet where he poisoned his loaf of bread and threw it in the trash. Because that's what Jehovah wants to happen to us sinners. My first thought was, with all your legal bills on these child abuse scandals, should you really be poisoning and then throwing out perfectly good bread? Might make sense to save some money. :)

Religion is supposed to be about everything they are not - tolerance, love, forgiveness, mercy. Show me a God that preaches that and I'll sign up. In the meantime, my religion is being kind, loving everyone no matter what their religious or life choices are and not spreading hate. I have two Buddhas, two Ganesh and one of those waving Chinese cats. They all have fun names like Fred and Frank and Felix. I wear a Celtic cross around my neck, just because I love it and it makes my mother mad. I've got idolatry down.

So do they. This whole blue jw.org box is their new idol. I hope everyone who goes to that site sees it for what it is. A brainwashing tool with some catchy Disney-ish songs and a whole lot of unkindness buried underneath.

C'mon Watchtower, I know y'all are reading me. Disfellowship me again already. Until you do...I'm still dangerous to you.

Ps. Maybe don't watch the first video. That song gets in your head like Justin Bieber. I laughed literally until I cried. I watched it twice. I'm very embarrassed for them. :)

Sullivan out.