So, my most recent crush and I spoke a different language. He spoke German, I spoke English and it made for some interesting conversations to say the least.
Sitting in bed alone on a Saturday morning, I can't help but wonder, was it just him or do I not speak the language of the entire male population?
I don't think I do. I have my "secret life" friend who totally gets me, good girlfriends, and to be honest, I actually never have to go to bed alone unless I want to. But I still don't understand men. They act like they want the same things we do. Someone to come home to, someone to love, but most of them don't actually want that at all.
Even if they choose it, decide to settle down, they will eventually become unhappy and come after you to fill their voids and make them feel whole again. So don't do it. Married men never leave their wives. It's a universal truth. And single men in their 30s? I'm sure there's the odd one who is honest and sincere, like my dad was back in the day. Most of them though? Fucked up. Move on. This brings us back to all the 20-somethings I've been dating, that's not a good idea either.
It's been pointed out more than once that I could just become a lesbian, unfortunately though, that's not a choice, it's how you're born. So? I'm sorry to be the one who says it but enjoy your girlfriends. Make the most of your friend with benefits. Because it seems like love is reserved for just a few special people out there.
It's snowing again in Toronto. I think I'll go back to bed.
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