Wednesday, 23 April 2014

Shelter

I got a new dresser on the weekend. I think my home is almost perfect now. 

Which is great because this is my safe place. If you know me at all, you know I come home as often as I can. At lunch from work, taking a break from the bar downstairs. I don't venture far if I can help it. Leaving the neighbourhood makes me panic. 

I do make the trip up to North York as often as I can to see my adopted family. I had dinner with them the other night. Took the subway home and had an epic panic attack. It's not often someone else cooks for me but I threw it all up when I got home. People with anxiety issues should not take the subway. Ever.

I had my own placecard at the dinner table though, at "my" usual seat, saying "Welcome Margaux, we're so glad you came" from our kid. Got a text today though from them, signed "your other dad". 

I have no idea where these lovely people came from or why they decided to adopt a messed up orphan stray who dated their son for three minutes three years ago. But we're family now. And the only place I'm really at home besides my place is their place. I just wish it wasn't on the subway line. :)




11 comments:

  1. You still didn't answer my question : what are the going rates ?

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  2. I am a rich Saudi prince and have been following your blog religiously. You are the most lovely creature that I have ever laid my eyes on, please give me the humble honor of meeting you in person. Allah is great !

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  3. I am willing to change religions if it means that I can be in your presence if only for a moment. I will be stoned to death but every single stone that hits me I will think is the suffering it would take to be closer to you

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  4. Yes. I am drunk in love .

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    1. Drunk in love and a massive twat. Do you mind, you donkey pulling, child raping 13th century homo stoning fucktard? We are trying to have a civilisation here.

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  5. Margaux, ignore these half-witted baboons and take me instead. Ok, so I confess, I do not have a ginormous todger swinging between my thighs like the pendulum on a grandfather clock. If truth be known it's not that big, but it does at least smell like a big one.

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    1. I would call you a cunt but you lack the depth and warmth....the Saudi prince

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  6. The dual of the lone pork swordsmen ↑

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