Ok so I've been on an on-line dating site for oh, almost 20 hours now. And it's like a car wreck, an addictive, can't look away car wreck. Ok maybe it's more like cigarettes or crack.
In the past 20 hours, I've received almost 100 messages with people saying things like, you have a beautiful smile. Yes, that's true, but seriously, there must be better opening lines when you send a message to someone you've never met. Isn't you have a beautiful smile a bit predictable? Or is this the reason all these people are doing it online now, we're too lazy to come up with clever opening lines or actually put effort into meeting people? My hair is in a ponytail right now so I can't really complain about people who don't make an effort...
Also, I already have a certified stalker, a 23 year old, a 50 year old and one guy I just talked to because he looks like Ray LaMontagne. (I have a weird geeky crush on Ray but I'm sure he's a bit strange.)
Stay tuned. I'm already bored with "plentyoffish.com" but it I'm a lonely insomniac, so we'll see what happens.
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