Tuesday, 4 February 2020

Self Care

Here's a story you haven't heard yet. I am in love with this gay guy. Oh I love Jay too. I just think Benny Drama is the best. Jay always says I love everyone so it doesn't mean that much but I really do so it actually does.

So I forced one of my besties to come see his show with me. I will never forget that night because we actually had a snowstorm on November 11th. So we get to the show and they are playing this slideshow of pictures of his life and I'm just watching. Then Ty taps me on the shoulder and was like, uh he's behind you and he's coming for you. There was probably about a thousand people there.

He was wearing a blonde wig and a pink negligee and he walked right down, sat on my lap and sang a song. Ty called it but I don't think either of us actually believed it till it happened. All the other girls were jealous I was the only one he went to that night. And tell you what? One of my best memories ever. I could bump into Taylor Swift and I'd be like, oh hey girl but I was heart eye emoji for Benny.

He does these videos on your astrological sign. They are hilarious. Jay is a Taurus and it's all "Self care! I just want to cuddle you! Self care!" Jay took January off work. The reason he wrote in his request was "self care". Mine is Pisces and it's 100% Margaux. The girl he plays in that one is blonde and crazy.

I'm happy he's successful and shares the fun with the rest of us. And despite our gay/straight differences I'm pretty sure he knows I'm the one who got away. :)

Sullivan out.

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